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I've always wondered why birds and caterpillars are enemies, i mean caterpillars eat leaves and birds eat caterp......... oh I get it now

If you are sky diving and your parachute fails to open and then you pull on your reserve chute and that also fails to open and all your mates are watching, I think a funny thing to do is to wave your arms around and pretend you are swimming.

If you are sky diving and your parachute fails to open and then you pull on your reserve chute and that also fails to open and all your mates are watching, I think a funny thing to do is to wave your arms around and pretend you are swimming.

If you are sky diving and your parachute fails to open and then you pull on your reserve chute and that also fails to open and all your mates are watching, I think a funny thing to do is to wave your arms around and pretend you are swimming.

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